May 31, 2010 is World No Tobacco Day.

This is, of course, serious business. In fact, I’m going to go ahead and put it up there with World No Rape Day or World No Genocide Day.

Those of you in the know will have, by now, realized that World No Rape Day and World No Genocide Day are completely made up. World No Tobacco Day is no different. It might – it just might – be less likely to happen.

Do these non-smoking, holier-than-thou dipshits think they are going to make any sort of difference with this completely useless venture? Given their ability to deal with facts, I believe they just might think that. Fuck them. Fuck them all. Fuck all sorts of morons because fucking just these morons is simply not fair.

World No Tobacco Day is a joke. I hope you moralfags die of AIDS.